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:: RPG Source :: View Article :: Would you like fries with that?

Would you like fries with that?
By Seifer [6/12/2002]
Call this a flame, call it whatever the fuck you want, but I'm sick and tired of whiny teenagers who think they're so fucking great because they have a job. And yes, I have a specific target. Ryan, formerly of GamingW fame, now of shit-in-the-toilet fame.

I hate to break this to you, kid, but flipping burgers is not what life is about, and neither is studying economics. I don't care what you (think you) know about the world. You're 15. You don't have life figured out and neither does anyone else, regardless of age, gender, religion... hell, regardless of EVERYTHING. Let me put it into perspective for your simple fast food-employed mind. Life is a jigsaw puzzle that no one ever completes. Some of us get pretty close, then pass away just before finishing. Meanwhile you're still trying to force two pieces that don't fit to go together. You haven't even scratched the surface of life, so I don't want to hear your shit and neither does anyone else. You are nothing more than a goddamn kid with an overinflated ego. People like you need their fucking heads forced into a vat of fry oil. After that they can cut YOU up and use you for meat, because you won't serve any other purpose. I envision you as some sniveling brat who's had everything handed to him, and now that he's finally got a job (shitty as it may be) he thinks someone died and appointed him as an interim God. Once again I'm going to have to crush your hopes and break the truth to you. But don't expect me to show mercy. The truth is this. You need to quit acting like a spoiled infant, grow up, take responsibility, get a life and get out of everyone else's. No one cares about you, we would throw a motherfucking party if you died in your sleep tonight. Maybe dumb fucks like you are appreciated in your part of the world, but this is reality. People who are spoiled, abusive, stuck-up and have ego problems end up getting their fucking asses destroyed around here. So for the last time, straighten that tie, tuck in your McDonald's uniform shirt, pull the wedgie out of your buttcrack, put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye. Because you have a very rude awakening coming. It may be tomorrow, it may be in the next few years. It all depends on how mature you are in handling it. Wait, I'm sorry, "Ryan" and "mature" don't go together without a negater between them. How could I have been so foolish?

And remember... I ASKED FOR FRIES WITH THAT, YOU FUCKING DICK!!!
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